The Perils of Pizza

The following are excerpts from an article given to someone by Ilan.  I have no idea of how it came to be in my possession but I got a kick out of it.

The Perils of Pizza

From Traffic School (more mixed metaphors)

when a student asked for a (simple) clarification of the insurance law the teacher admitted that she didn’t know but “that gets into a lot of gray matter at the that point.”  

on a clarification of the dmv’s ‘points’ system, she again admitted that she didn’t know because that’s a “sticky kettle of fish.”  – kmarx