The following are excerpts from an article given to someone by Ilan. I have no idea of how it came to be in my possession but I got a kick out of it.
From Traffic School (more mixed metaphors)
when a student asked for a (simple) clarification of the insurance law the teacher admitted that she didn’t know but “that gets into a lot of gray matter at the that point.”
on a clarification of the dmv’s ‘points’ system, she again admitted that she didn’t know because that’s a “sticky kettle of fish.” – kmarx